Thursday, August 31, 2006
8/31/2006 05:08:00 AM

Body & Soul: Wished You Were Here

posted by FH2o

Soaring mountains, sandy/pebbled banks, lush vegetation of the rain forests and the crystal clear water liberates the spirit; and not to mention that the delicious durians we found floating on the river feeds the soul and stomach as well!

Wished you were here! Unless of course you don't like durians!

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8/31/2006 05:05:00 AM

Happy National Day / Hari Kebangsaan

posted by FH2o

Here's wishing everyone a Happy Malaysia National Day.

Being the true patriot that I am (*ahem*), I'll be heading into the hinterland to explore the rainforests and the longhouses along Btg Lemanak more than 250 kms drive from Kuching. We are starting before day break and would be back after sunset! 4 hours plus driving there, 4 hours exploring the wild rivers and 4 hours plus driving back to Kuching! The kayaks will be spending more time sitting on top of the car than on the waters. Does that make any sense to you?

Have a wonderful national day holiday irregardless!
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
8/30/2006 07:35:00 AM

Heavy Loads

posted by FH2o

We tend to bitch complain when we have to do chores or run errands that entail physical activities that make us sweat easily in the hot and humid tropical Malaysian climate.

But take a look at these women villagers at Borneo Highlands and the burden(s) that they carry on a daily basis and see if you still want to complain the next time you have to pick up something heavier than your office briefcase or a stack of files.

By the way, besides being a considerate road user, I had more than a passing interest in their welfare and a compulsion to take photographs; I was actually hoping that they had some durians for sale!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
8/29/2006 07:17:00 AM

Digital Durians

posted by FH2o

Durians are digital because there is no in between – you either love 'em or hate 'em! It’s on or off; or one or zero. You cannot sit on a fence on this one as the thorns of the durians are too prickly for that!

So it was 'judgement day' on Sunday morning that Stephanie and Charlotte from the UK tried this ‘dreaded’ king of fruit from hell or heaven depending on your leaning. For Nick, it was a no-brainer as he absolutely loves this fruit and was on the lookout for them upon learning from me that we could pick them up from the river; and much to his delight and joy he did!

Back to Stephanie and Charlotte; who both tried durian for the first time and Charlotte was absolutely disgusted to put it mildly while Stephanie was an instant convert!

To some durian lovers, eating this rich and intoxicating flesh is almost akin to sex! I absolutely love durians but I wouldn’t go as far as this lah! Less I'll be denied this pleasure of the flesh!

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Monday, August 28, 2006
8/28/2006 12:06:00 PM

Doing your Laundry

posted by FH2o

We are so used to just throwing our washings into the washing machine, pour in the detergents/softeners and pressing a couple of buttons to get our laundry done; that it is quite a surprise for us city folks to see washing being carried out by the rural village folks the eco-friendly and communal way on a river. When was the last time you chatted with your neighbours when doing your laundry?
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
8/27/2006 09:32:00 PM

Beautiful Sun

posted by FH2o

What comes up must go down and a beautiful sunrise would also be reciprocated with a lovely sunset.
Here's proof.

Trust that your weekend has been as beautiful as mine has been.
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8/27/2006 06:32:00 AM

How un-Malaysian Are You?

posted by FH2o

Trust this Kenny Sia to come up with this with the National Day just around the corner and here's the result of how un-Malaysian I am. I think I better emigrate soon. OMG! Michael Jackson some more! I hate you Kenny! ;)

Congratulations FH2o, you are 80% not Malaysian.

That means you're as Malaysian as...


Michael Jackson!


How Un-Malaysian Are You?

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Saturday, August 26, 2006
8/26/2006 10:37:00 AM

Caught in the Act

posted by FH2o

Talk about being caught in the act! I came across this photo here that illustrates this perfectly. Or rather it should be after the act? Reap what you sow I suppose and face the consequences.
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8/26/2006 07:29:00 AM

The Aussie Bible ... Malaysian Bible Next?

posted by FH2o

This may be a bit yesterday but I came across the following which maybe of interests to the christians and some non-christians alike. I suppose you've got to put in words that the common aussies can relate to and understand; and it is entertainingly so too, as well as being popular as it is already a best seller down-under.

I wonder if there would ever be a version of the Malaysian Bible ... boleh kah? Hmmm. That would be very interesting indeed but sadly, I would guess not. But then again who knows. Have I touched on a taboo subject? Kayaking anyone? The water levels should be high to break the dry spell since it's raining quite heavily outside now in Kuching.


From the July 26, 2006 edition of The Chrisitan Science Monitor

'Strine' slang Bible a hit in secular Australia
By Nick Squires

"Out of the blue God knocked up the whole bang lot.... God said 'let's have some light' and bingo - light appeared."

So opens the new second volume in the popular "Aussie Bible" series. The initial installment of the Good News told in Australian slang has sold more than 100,000 copies since 2003 - this in a country where sales of 18,000 or more qualify a book as a bestseller.

The 90-page phenomenon was promoted as a "ripping yarn about Jesus of Nazareth" in which Mary was "a pretty special sheila," Jesus was "God's toddler," and the Three Wise Men were "eggheads from out east."

Not everyone is happy with the sometimes irreverent, always entertaining, rendering of the Gospel into the vernacular known as Strine, supposedly the sound Aussies make when they say "Australian." The Bible Society of New South Wales, which publishes the series, has received about 30 letters of complaint, including some hate mail.

Undeterred, devout Christian and author Kel Richards released his second volume called "More Aussie Bible" at a sausage sizzle (barbecue) outside a Sydney cathedral this month. For Mr. Richards and his publisher, the two vernacular volumes are an attempt at swelling the ranks of the faithful in a country where only 9 percent of people attend church regularly.

"I think the appeal is that it brings back the force of the original language in which the Bible was written," says Daniel Willis, chief executive officer of the Bible Society. "Plus, it's an easy read; you don't need a tertiary education to understand it."

In "More Aussie Bible," Psalm 23 is reconfigured as "a bush ballad" that begins: "God is the station [ranch] owner, and I am just one of the sheep. He musters me down to the lucerne flats, and feeds me there all week."

It also retells the story of Joseph, of Technicolor Dreamcoat fame, whose jealous brothers sold him into slavery and told their father he had been killed by a wild beast. In Genesis 37:1-36, Joseph's father Jacob tears his clothes and weeps, but in Richards's version he cries out: "He's been killed! Maybe a dingo got my boy!"

When called for comment a spokeswoman for the Catholic Archdiocese of Sydney said they hadn't received complaints about the Aussie Bible and hadn't been contacted about it before but would issue further comment later.

Inspiration for the second book came from the large number of people who told Richards the first volume had prompted them to delve into the full-length Bible.

"I'm jaw-droppingly staggered by how well it did," says Richards, a radio presenter with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. "It's astonishing."

Translating the rather stiff and sometimes obtuse language of the King James Bible, with all its thees, thous, and verilys, into language familiar to ordinary Australians, made it far more accessible.

"People make the mistake of thinking that Australian English is just slang. It's much richer than that, and it's a language of the heart. It's quirky and funny but it can also convey seriousness and emotion. It connects with people at a deeper level than standard English," Richards says.

The second volume focuses on the Book of Genesis, Proverbs, the Gospel of John, and John's first letter, including the story of Adam and Eve.

"There was this sheila who came across a snake-in-the-grass with all the cunning of a con man. The snake asked her why she didn't just grab lunch off the tree in her garden.

"God, she said, had told her she'd be dead meat if her fruit salad came from that tree, but the snake told her she wouldn't die. So she took a good squiz [look] and then a bite and passed the fruit on to her bloke.

"Right then and there, they'd realized what they'd done and felt starkers [naked]" - so begins Richards' account of the temptation in the Garden of Eden.

Critics contend that the Aussie Bible's success is due more to novelty than any religious attraction.

But the Aussie Bible has proved particularly popular among chaplains working in prisons and hospitals.

"It's accessible. It's not a big black book the size of a telephone directory," Richards says.

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Friday, August 25, 2006
8/25/2006 07:45:00 PM

I Caught the Sun Caught in the Clouds

posted by FH2o

As I got into the car on the way home from work, I caught this snap of the sun caught between the clouds through my windscreen.

For the information of new readers to this blog, I use a water resistant 4.0 Megaixels Pentax Optio43WR digital camera to capture all the shots in this blog. Previous to using this camera, I was using a 2.0 Megapixel Sony DSC U60 Cyber-shot U which is a waterproof camera. I find it challenging and most gratifying to take great shots with humble consumer cameras. In addition to the waters and the rainforests, I find the clouds and sun in the sky a fascinating subject which offers an endless permutation of colours and shapes that keeps me constantly alert and which is so satisfying to capture. I trust that I do justice to my subjects.
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8/25/2006 12:08:00 PM

Caught In Kuching!

posted by FH2o

On account of the haze I had not been taking too much notice of the skies to try to take some nice shots; so it was a pleasant surprise when I was caught in traffic yesterday evening on the way home, that the hot glaring sun would present such a wonderful photo opportunity that I promptly took advantage of.
The subtle pastel coloured lights of the setting sun as I got home was the icing on the cake.

I read in the papers this morning that the national day parade in Kuching would carry on as planned on account of the improved haze situation here. I trust that the organisers would not be caught choking next Thursday as I fail to see what fundamental measures they had really taken, leaving it to wind the chances of a favourable weather situation!

I also trust that you'll see wonderful things too on the way home too today. Have a wonderful weekend but don't be caught doing what you're not supposed to be doing! keke

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8/25/2006 08:05:00 AM

Of Chopsticks Warning & Chopsticks Tree

posted by FH2o

I received this email a while ago on the danger of using disposable chopsticks which could be just another one those unsubstantiated health warnings. However what could be substantiated is this lone 'chopstick' tree we found along Sungai Sarawak Kiri at Borneo Highlands. Perhaps the crown could have burned after being struck by lightning or more likely the leaves caught fire in the process of the burning off of the surrounding vegetation in clearing the land for farming. Perhaps Professor Jackson Mathis can verify this!



DONT USE DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICKS

This is a true case, if you don't believe try the following test:

Soak a pair of disposable chopsticks (usually given to you when you buy pack food from a Chinese take-away) for between 3 to 5 minutes inside hot boiling water. Within minutes and right infront of your eyes, you will notice that some white colouring matter seems to be dissolved into the hot water from the chopsticks. What is released from the chopsticks is actually a chemical, a bleaching agent.

In a campaign promoting healthy care in Singapore recently, Professor Jackson Mathis reminds people not to use disposable chopsticks, as almost the majority of them are made in or imported from China. He explained that during the manufacturing process of disposable chop-sticks before the actual production itself, all raw materials are already cover-grown with germs that make the wood materialslook like they are coated in multiple colours or are covered with poisonous fungus.

The first process itself is already frightening as the manufacturer starts the process by soaking up the wooden raw materials inside a very big container that is filled with a very toxic and highly poisonous chemical. This chemical is intentionally added in inorder to preserve the materials. After a few days of soaking, they are then washed with an even worse cleaning agent, in this case it is a bleaching agent (which chemical ph level is believe to be more Than a thousand times over the general permissible/acceptable international standards). And guess what? these chemicals itself is likely to cause greater harm to our health (if we continue consuming such chemicals into our body on a daily basis) not forgetting that since these chemicals used are usually carcinogenic in nature, they arelikely to cause cancer.

Since his last visit to a disposable chopsticks manufacturing plant in China 5 years ago, Professor Jackson Mathis has immediately stop using such disposable chopsticks anymore. In Professor Jackson case, just incase if he ever forgets to bring along his own pair of chopsticks for lunch or dinner, he usually make sure that he do not forget to put on pair of it inside his bag since it can be re-use again and again. Professor Jackson Mathis said: "If you have been using disposable chopsticks in the past, and you insist on continue using them again, please pause and think for a moment. Why is cancer spreading like wild fire these days throughout the world affecting all sorts of people. After that think of how many pairs of disposable chopsticks a factory in China is producing by the minute. The answer itself is right here !"

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Thursday, August 24, 2006
8/24/2006 02:25:00 PM

Red Durians! (D Dulcis)

posted by FH2o

You have seen pink bananas here but have you ever heard of or seen red durians? Not me until today when Selba, who in keeping with the 'practice' of email forwarders, emailed me this photograph of red durians apparently from Sabah, without any other information.

I trust that they are edible unlike the pink bananas as I can imagine that they are akin to fine red wine! Bon aperitif!

Yes they are from Sabah and they are edible as I found out from here:- "The ‘king of fruits’, the durian, flourishes in Sabah, which has 15 wild varieties. One unique variety has red flesh, and lacks the distinctive fragrance of the durian. This red durian is – sacrilege to durian lovers elsewhere- fried with onions and chilli and served as a side dish or sambal."

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8/24/2006 07:45:00 AM

Durian Secrets: Of Durians and Kayaking

posted by FH2o

If there is any silver lining to the hot weather, it has to be durians which ripen best in the hot and dry weather. And as luck would have it, there are durians trees a plenty lining both banks of the river where I normally bring guests to kayak on the weekends. Because some of the trees are right next to the river, so when the durians fall when they ripen, they fall right into the river and luckily they float! And they are there for your picking when they drift to the river banks.

If you’re not feeling lucky; where we put it at Bengoh, there are always villagers coming out of the jungles with sack loads of durians that you can buy from. We bought one sack full of durians containing 8 large durians for RM40/- last Sunday. We normally do not like to bargain with these honest folks for their time and labour in collecting the durians from the jungles.

Also on the river trip we normally take a break at Danu, a bidayuh village where we have another chance to purchase durians if we didn’t buy or had not found any along the way. In the worst case scenario we are also sometimes able to buy them at the take-out at Kg Semadang before we head home.

So that's how we get durians when we go kayaking and this is just the beginning of the durians season in Kuching; so durians kayaking anyone?

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006
8/23/2006 12:05:00 PM

Pics of Teluk Bahang Alien/Monster

posted by FH2o

On the subject of strange things, Guan sent me these scary looking pictures and as usual there's no accompany text or explanation apart from the subject header - "TELUK BAHANG Fishermen Found This! Newspaper Not Allowed To Publish??".

And since this is not a newspaper, I'll post it here for you to judge if this another fake like the BigFoot fiasco in Johor! But don't blame me if you have nightmares tonight after seeing these pictures here! Teluk Bahang is a small fishing village at the north western tip of Penang about 5kms from the popular Batu Ferringhi and I suspect this could be a ploy to get more people to visit the place as it was affected by the tsunami, as the corpse looks so 'fresh and new'. Anyone for seafood?

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8/23/2006 06:43:00 AM

Strange Jungle Tree Fruits

posted by FH2o

We came upon this bountiful harvest of fruits by the sandy banks of the Sungai Sarawak Kiri at Borneo Highlands on Sunday morning. Angelia, Kuching born but now living in Pennsylvania, was intrigued and got out of the kayak to take a good look. Not knowing if these grapefruit size fruits are edible or not and not game enough to try; we collected a few back to ask friends but so far no one was able to help. Do anyone know what fruits these are?
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006
8/22/2006 12:10:00 PM

Best Dressed Canines

posted by FH2o

While we are on the subject of dressed up canines, here are some ridiculous photos of dressed up doggies that Guan sent me, for your laughing viewing pleasure. Does this tantamount to cruelty to animals or cruel and unusual humiliation? But you've got to admit that these dog owners are creative and imaginative with their costumes designs and if the dogs could speak, they would probably like to have the owners dressed up like the way they are too!




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8/22/2006 06:56:00 AM

Angel in a Bumble Bee Suit

posted by FH2o

It took a cute little Chihuahua by the name of ‘Leng-Chai’ (handsome boy, in Cantonese) to break the big impasse between me and my daughter on the weekend. Leng-Chai dressed in a bumble bee outfit is the love of Beverly’s life, who dropped by with Leng-Chai to our place with the tickets to a church food fair on Saturday morning. I now believe that an angel can have four legs and dressed like a bee! Here are the adorable pics.

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Monday, August 21, 2006
8/21/2006 12:11:00 PM

Old Kuching Town

posted by FH2o

To me what sets Kuching apart from the other towns and cities in Malaysia and the region is the main river, Sungai Sarawak, that flows through and the primary reason for its early settlement; and the architecture of the charming old buildings. A perfect illustration of this is the view from the 12th floor lounge of Kuching Hilton which is one of the most satisfying places to enjoy the sunset and views over old Kuching town.

I happened to be there early this month to meet someone and took the opportunity to take some photographs in the hazy lights where I had similarly been charmed to do so on other previous occasions. I'm borned in Kuching and chose to come back to live here after working and living in various countries in the region. I connect with this place; especially the rivers.

But it is of some concern to note that this idyllic and picturesque view is sometimes marred by the jarring sights of mindless jet skiers who sped down the river without any regards to the other ferry users of the river and the pace and flow of the river. They can and should be banned as the noises, pollution and wakes they generated does nothing but spoil the ambience of the river scene. However what cannot be banned and of even greater concern is the scale of the upcoming D.U.N. building across the river whose massing would make a mockery of the sensible and sensitive roofs skyline of the historic old shophouses and the other similar charming old colonial buildings and especially the adjacent historic Fort Margherita which would be completely dwarfed.

Enjoy these unadulterated views before the heart and soul of the old town is changed forever by the intrusion of new development we strangely termed as ‘progress’. I for one am for change if it’s for the better but certain thing are pricelessly timeless and the least we can do is to be good guardians of them for future generations to enjoy. Is that too much or too late to ask?

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8/21/2006 07:25:00 AM

Monday Morning Clouds @ Kuching

posted by FH2o

The heavy rain late yesterday afternoon seemed to have banished away the haze early this morning to kindly allow us a gentle glimpse of the blue sky and subtle beautiful light; a similar wonderful glimpse of the smile and love from my daughter over the weekend.

Have a wonderful productive week ahead.
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Saturday, August 19, 2006
8/19/2006 07:14:00 AM

Idiots of the Year ...

posted by FH2o

And now for something different - Guan sent me these amazing comical sequence of photographs of these bungling 'retrievers'. You've got to see it to believe it!

I doubt very much if they'll be able to get their insurance renewed! Now you know why it's important to understand physics, mechanics and gravity. Anchoring, common sense and a level road surface are also helpful I suppose. ;)

... and another one takes a drink!
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Friday, August 18, 2006
8/18/2006 12:20:00 PM

Clearing Storm

posted by FH2o

All storms will blow over eventually; sooner or later, and it's certainly something to bear in mind when we are in the midst of one. I wished I'd remembered and had remained calmer and I'll realy need to work on it this weekend to soothe some ruffled feathers with my daughter. Wish me well. Thank you.
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8/18/2006 07:40:00 AM

Hazy Sun

posted by FH2o

Due to the haze, the sun has taken on an 'egg yolk' colour ever since last week. I love my eggs be it boiled, srambled or fried but somehow it does not look right for it to be up in the sky like that. The hot and hazy weather is beginning to cause me to hallucinate now ...

Mercifully it rained early this morning in Kuching and hopefully that would help to wash away some of the haze for the weekend. Omelette anyone? For me I would like to have it sunny side up! Have a Wonderful Weekend!
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
8/17/2006 02:35:00 PM

Hazy Logic

posted by FH2o

Hazy days are here again and we don't like it. It's amazing why we must keep the API figures under wraps; perhaps a throwback to the times that people must be kept in the dark so that those who are in power and the only one to have access to the 'right' information can continue to stay rich and remain in power?

For example, go to NREB (Natural Resource and Environment Board) Sarawak's website and click on "Daily Hotspot, API & FWI Data" or Department of Environment and click on the "Air Pollutant Index" link and see what I mean. Last week the reading was at 'moderate level' and it is blatantly obvious that compared to last week the haze situation has deteriorated quite considerably this week. Our eyes, nose and throats don't lie but needless to say some people obviously do and they don't want you to find this out even though it is quite obvious that we already do. What the heck!

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I suspect we are still living very much in the dark (and hazy) ages ... *sigh* *cough* *sneeze*


Sarawak preparing for any unhealthy haze situation

KUCHING: Sarawak is preparing for an early alert on the haze situation in case the air pollutant index (API) reaches unhealthy levels.

Deputy Chief Minister Tan Sri Dr George Chan said as of yesterday the air quality in the state was still at a moderate level.

Kota Samarahan registered the highest API of 91 at 7am, followed by Bintulu (89), Kuching (87), Sri Aman (83) and Sibu (66).

An API reading of 51-100 is considered moderate while 101-200 is unhealthy.

“Although the API is still at a moderate level, we are preparing. As soon as it reaches 100 we have to go on early alert.

“So I’m having informal discussions with the relevant agencies to get them ready.

"Just in case it reaches 100, everyone will be prepared,” he told reporters at his office in Wisma Bapa Malaysia here on Friday.

If the API reaches unhealthy levels, the public should reduce their outdoor activities while all school outdoor activities will be stopped.

Dr Chan also said 18 hotspots were detected in Sarawak on Friday and 181 in Kalimantan.

The hotspots in the state were mostly small -scale burning by farms for padi planting.

“So far in Sarawak we have not detected any plantations being burned,” he said, adding that the Fire and Rescue Department and the Natural Resources and Environment Board (