For Robin, Miracle8 & Co
posted by FH2o
Since my son has lent the memory card reader to his friend and the digital camera cable link is in the office; I can't post any photos today, so I'll post a joke instead. This one is for Robin, Miracle8 and all the other crocs on terra firma. I know, I know - I'm bad! Heehee!
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Estate Lawyers:
What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
After you die, the hooker stops screwing you.
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Post a Commentyer. another lawyer joke. hmmph. i take offence!
LOL...
piffles - i take that as an admission of guilt! ;)
Oh no! we've enough of 'em oledi!!
selba - nice to 'knock' robin once in a while isn't it? heehee :)
Oh no! we've enough of 'em oledi!!
selba - nice to 'knock' robin once in a while isn't it? heehee :)
NO MORE LAWYERS JOKES,
OR ELSE I WILL ASK PRETTY PIFFLES TO ISSUE YOU THE RESTRAINING ORDER.
MIRACLE8.. lets co-force
OR ELSE I WILL ASK PRETTY PIFFLES TO ISSUE YOU THE RESTRAINING ORDER.
MIRACLE8.. lets co-force
admit to being a lawyer, not to the 'screwing' .... er, why does that sound weird ....
hiya robin =)
hiya robin =)
robin - this is the 'mildest' of the lawyer jokes i have!
but no more - peace!
piffles - not weird but mildly risque! ;)
but no more - peace!
piffles - not weird but mildly risque! ;)
I get mixed signals. So laughing at ourselves is not a good thing in this instance? How's that?
Wah... how can you "saboh" us like this wei?
Robin, Im drafting the injunction application tonight. nyek nyek~
Give you a joke lah.
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"
18SX
Robin, Im drafting the injunction application tonight. nyek nyek~
Give you a joke lah.
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"
18SX
miracle8 - peace! peace! ;)
no need to draft injunction 2nite - better to play some nice piano piece for your mum lah! :)
no need to draft injunction 2nite - better to play some nice piano piece for your mum lah! :)
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"
I knew a girl in my college days whose (secret) nickname was Herpes. It was because:
a. you're screwed when she comes into your life,
b. you just can't get rid of her,
c. whenever she appears it means pure agony (and a little stickiness).
I had some pretty evil friends in my college days. I don't think I'll tell you what they said about me.
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"
I knew a girl in my college days whose (secret) nickname was Herpes. It was because:
a. you're screwed when she comes into your life,
b. you just can't get rid of her,
c. whenever she appears it means pure agony (and a little stickiness).
I had some pretty evil friends in my college days. I don't think I'll tell you what they said about me.
Mr Ho,
peace be with you. hehe. Today Prophet Muhammah "seh jit" wor you didnt go out kayaking?
peace be with you. hehe. Today Prophet Muhammah "seh jit" wor you didnt go out kayaking?
miracle8 - hahaha! I had an AMAZING day out on d waters today!!! SO SO HAPPY!! ;)






















