Sunday, April 09, 2006
4/09/2006 05:36:00 PM

For Robin, Miracle8 & Co

posted by FH2o

Since my son has lent the memory card reader to his friend and the digital camera cable link is in the office; I can't post any photos today, so I'll post a joke instead. This one is for Robin, Miracle8 and all the other crocs on terra firma. I know, I know - I'm bad! Heehee!

Estate Lawyers:



What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?




After you die, the hooker stops screwing you.

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12 Comments:

yer. another lawyer joke. hmmph. i take offence!
LOL...
piffles - i take that as an admission of guilt! ;)
Oh no! we've enough of 'em oledi!!

selba - nice to 'knock' robin once in a while isn't it? heehee :)
NO MORE LAWYERS JOKES,

OR ELSE I WILL ASK PRETTY PIFFLES TO ISSUE YOU THE RESTRAINING ORDER.

MIRACLE8.. lets co-force
admit to being a lawyer, not to the 'screwing' .... er, why does that sound weird ....

hiya robin =)
robin - this is the 'mildest' of the lawyer jokes i have!
but no more - peace!

piffles - not weird but mildly risque! ;)
I get mixed signals. So laughing at ourselves is not a good thing in this instance? How's that?
Wah... how can you "saboh" us like this wei?
Robin, Im drafting the injunction application tonight. nyek nyek~
Give you a joke lah.
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"
18SX
miracle8 - peace! peace! ;)

no need to draft injunction 2nite - better to play some nice piano piece for your mum lah! :)
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
"HERPES LASTS FOREVER"


I knew a girl in my college days whose (secret) nickname was Herpes. It was because:

a. you're screwed when she comes into your life,
b. you just can't get rid of her,
c. whenever she appears it means pure agony (and a little stickiness).

I had some pretty evil friends in my college days. I don't think I'll tell you what they said about me.
Mr Ho,
peace be with you. hehe. Today Prophet Muhammah "seh jit" wor you didnt go out kayaking?
miracle8 - hahaha! I had an AMAZING day out on d waters today!!! SO SO HAPPY!! ;)


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